Guidos and Guidettes

These people have to be actors. That’s what I’m telling myself so
that I can swallow this show Jersey Shores . So this is The Real World
with a more narrow focus. I legitimately think I lost some braincells
while watching. Though, I’m pretty sure the American dream can
easily be rounded down to living in a big, free, house while working
in a t-shirt joint that clothes you in shirts a size too small. Pretty
down with that dream. Oh no, apparently they’re ‘letting loose’, it
looks like an exorcism. I need to go some shots to get through this.
-Desmond