Bubbleyum

So while washing my car today I realized the foamy soap at the car wash was pink and smelled like bubblegum. What’s the reasoning here? Why should the exterior of my car smell of delicious gum? Whatever the reasoning, I’m pretty worried to drive by the multiple elementary schools in town for fear of some Dawn of the Dead bubblegum chase scene in which I’m forced to take action. That totally defeats the purpose of cleaning my car if I have to mow down little kids to get away because of the delicious smell.

Also, while continuing to clean the car in my driveway (in which i parked..get it?) This song came on overly loud through the speakers:
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents
It’s Christmas Eve and I’ve only wrapped two fuckin’ presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I’ll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I’ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again,
I’ll never talk to you again

It’s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin’ hotdogs
It’s Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin’ hotdogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He’s always fuckin’ shittin’ his pants
And I’ll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I’ll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I’ll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I’ll never talk to you again,
I’ll never talk to you again

Nice. Thank you Blink 182 for that gem.