Some of my Thoughts

So while putting up the Christmas tree ornaments today I was
wondering about something. Ornaments. Do you think that while
people manufacture Christmas ornaments they take into account the
weight load upon the Christmas tree branch? Think they wonder
how much bend their ornament will put upon that branch? Think
there’s an entire division of “Christmas tree stress testers” working
on this? Also, ever seen a Christmas tree catch fire? They blow up.
Not literally, but they go up in like five seconds. Who ever decided
to put little hot lights on our indoor explosion trees? Ya gotta
wonder these things.
-Desmond